Sammies for Megan

Since I've come home to Asheville, I haven't had much exciting news to post like Megan has. And then it hit me. Megan needs to make some Sammies at her new home.

Let's start from the beginning. Since Megan and I spent aboot (a few of you will get that) 7 days in a car together, we talked about everything from grass growing to what kind of tick medicine works best for dogs. (well not really, but you get my point) So, one day, I mention to Megan, Mags, Peg Leg or however you know her that we need to make some sammies. She gave me this look like, "anna, you've been in the car WAYYY toooo long cuz you ain't making sense now. You be speakin' nonsense.' I interpreted the look as being crazy, so I had to explain...

I watch the Food Network ALL the time. LOVE IT. EXCEPT for Rachel Ray. I figured out why she can host a show called 30 minute meals, because they have no FLAVA FLAV (WUAAATTTT)!!!! I mean seriously, what kind of flavorful, yummy recipe only takes a 1/2 hour? (besides chix wings, mozz stix and stuff) I've tried making numerous recipes of hers and they all were terrible. I'm not afraid to associate it with me being a bad cook, but I don't think that is the reason. Here is why. Giada is my fave cook on Food NW. She is an Italian cook. EVERY recipe I've made of hers has been super delicious and flavorful. So that leads me to belive that Rachel just aint that great.

So back to the Sammies. Mags, Peg Leg or wutever said she never watched Rachel Ray. So I filled her in on the sammie, EVOO, eye ball it, if you come home from work and are too tired, blah blah blah that RR says every episode.. Megan said "I'm already annoyed!!!" I said, I know!! This girl doesn't STOP talking!!!!

So we finally get to Megan's house. She stops by the grocery store and picks some stuff up. The next morn, we go to eat some bagels, but she could only find plain cream cheese, but she bought fresh chives to chop and put in the cream cheese. So I decide to play RR and I start chopping the chives and I'm like, "so i was so tired when I came home, but you just need to add some EVOO, but you can eyeball it and then your sammies will be great!!" Megan is like, "shut up, I'm am so super annoyed by her already!!!!!"

Long story short now. When I returned home from Tucson, I turned on the TV. Rachel Ray was making some Po' Boy Sammies. It was all I could do to stop myself from calling Megan and telling her to turn on Food Network. Considering all the stress she was under, I let it go. Megan, make some sammies so they quit haunting me. Pass them onto Ricker...